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Interesting Arguments For the Existence of God

ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION
(1) God told me that he exists.
(2) God wouldn’t lie.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM DENTAL OPPORTUNITY
(1) Bite me.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM DENTAL OPPORTUNITY ACCEPTED, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (IV)
(1) Bite me.
(2) OW!  YOU BIT ME!
(3) I’m being persecuted!!
(4) Therefore, God exists!

ARGUMENT FROM NEW AGEYNESS
(1) If enough people just believe, God will exist.
(2) Lots of people have been believing for a very long time.
(3) Therefore, surely by NOW, God exists

ARGUMENT FROM BRAINWASHING
(1) Atheists claim Christians have been brainwashed by churches.
(2) We can just as easily say that they have been brainwashed by secular colleges and universities in their futile thinking and secular reasoning.
(3) Your brainwashing keeps you from the Truth.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM COMMUNISM
(1) All communists are atheists.
(2) All communists are bad; haven’t you watched the 6 o’clock news?
(3) Therefore they are wrong.
(4) Since the moral majority is theist and non-communist they are good.
(5) Therefore they are right.
(6) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BUZZWORDS
(1) As game theory clearly shows, the irreducibly complex nature of the universe indicates probabilistic fine-tuning at the quantum level and renders God logically necessary.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM WAR
(1) War is hell.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

LINGUAL ARGUMENT
(1) There’s existence in nonexistence so…
(2) God exists even if he doesn’t.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

KARL MARX’S ARGUMENT FROM MASSIVE OPIATES
(1) Got to keep the public distracted.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

If you want to keep reading there are about 700 of these awesome arguments: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

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3 comments on “Interesting Arguments For the Existence of God

  1. Catching smoke
    September 28, 2013

    Hi! Love your blog I’m currently a student of philosophy of religion and ethics and hoping to continue my philosophy by taking it at uni next year, which I am inordinately looking forward to, basically your blog and you being a philosophy student interests me so I thought I’d comment haha feel free to look a at my blog If you like, there’s only one post, discussing free will but I’ll certainly be adding more, thanks for reading this

    • hadeelnaeem
      September 28, 2013

      Great to hear from a fellow philosophy blogger. 😀

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