Ramble. Focus. Ramble.

Bunk!

1. Bunk because you have to.

2. Bunk because you do not have to.

3. Bunk because you have something more important to do.

4. Bunk because you have nothing more important to do.

5. Bunk because you have to go to the library.

6. Bunk because your assignment is incomplete.

7. Bunk because you didn’t know what the assignment was.

8. Bunk because you have never bunked before.

9. Bunk because you are always bunking.

10. Bunk because you do not like the teacher.

11. Bunk because the teacher does not like you.

12. Bunk because a friend told you to.

13. Bunk because you told a friend to bunk too.

14. Bunk because you are good at bunking.

15. Bunk because you are bad at it and you want to improve.

16. Bunk because you do not understand the lecture.

17. Bunk because you already know all.

18. Bunk because the teacher is too friendly.

19. Bunk because the teacher is impolite.

20. Bunk for pasta, bunk for happy meal.

21. Bunk because you have to go out to eat.

22. Bunk for a game of foosball.

23. Bunk because you have to make-out with your guy.

24. Bunk because life is too hard on you.

25. Bunk because you have to take it easy.

26. Bunk because you love your friends.

27. Bunk because your friends love you.

28. Bunk because there is a birthday.

29. Bunk because it’s your birthday.

30. Bunk because you have society work.

31. Bunk because you are hungry.

32. Bunk because you want to go out for sheesha.

33. Bunk because you have bunk beds at home.

34. Bunk because your teacher’s going out with your mum.

35. Bunk because life is not so fair.

36. Bunk because you believe in war.

37. Bunk because the teacher had nothing to say.

38. Bunk because you are doing professor’s girl.

39. Bunk because you know what you are doing.

40. Just bunk!

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